''Guess what? Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat. I wonder if his SUV had an Obama sticker on it.''
''If you don't hold us accountable, we'll do some real bad things in Washington, D.C.''
YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!
''We have to pass the (health care) bill so you can find out what is in it.''
''I didn't really had a good answer, as so often — is me.''
''What the hell did we do to deserve this?''
''I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.''
''I had surgery and I can't lift luggage. That's why I hired him.''
''We're sorry for the massive disruption it's caused their lives. There's no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back.''
''I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement -- especially when walking behind it.''
''We needed to have the press be our friend ... We wanted them to ask the questions we want to answer so that they report the news the way we want it to be reported."
''We had no domestic attacks under Bush; we've had one under Obama.''
''My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.''
''That's sort of the best thing I ever did.''